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Saturday, February 25, 2012
I am.....The Great Grass Shark hunter
It’s warfare between cultivator and cultivator. In my ranks, I have five Ninja dogs. The Moles / Gophers has numbers. The battles have been legendary......yet the critters still come forward to the front lines with a hint of exhaustion. Farmer Deno has decided to use other ...more lethal force....Dihydrogen monoxide!
Yesterday, I was applying Dihydrogen monoxide, it is commonly used on farms and other relation industry. ....a colorless and odorless substance. Great care must be used. I don't want my neighbors property to get contaminated with this stuff. Each year there are thousands of injuries and death...from this substance. It is applied into the mounds and at full force pressure.....the critters rapidly fall to their demise...... from the effects. The Moles / Gophers have really mass populated this year....even the Ninja dogs can't keep up with their job.
The Orange Grove had many mounds near the root systems.......same with the Plueot Orchards. As much work I have put into caring for the orchards....I will not let one tree die from these critters.
Crazy… Moles are traditionally nailed to fences – it’s a way of counting coupe so the molecatcher gets paid. This happens in Britain. By the way, hydrogen monoxide is just a fancy name for water.